Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)

Mournin' Mess (1991)

Vincent Schiavelli: Robert

Quotes 

• Robert : Nice place you got here. Makes the street look like the fuckin' White House.

• Robert : I need you to write an article.

  Dale Sweeney : What about?

  Robert : I ain't no killer! The only thing I am is hard up.

  Dale Sweeney : If you're not the killer, then who is?

  Robert : Ah, if I told you what's goin' on you'd think I had a kink in my slinky. Tomorrow they're having their first planting at the Grateful Homeless cemetery.

  Dale Sweeney : Cemetery?

  Robert : Go there. Hang out 'til sunset. You'll see... do it and I'll spill the rest like a fuckin' floodgate. I'll even throw in a few names!

• Dale Sweeney : Wait a minute, wait a minute, why me?

  Robert : 'Cos you look hungrier than I do.