Stewart Harwood: Thug

Quotes 

• Ignatius : Give me that horrid thing.

  [grabs Thug's club] 

  Thug : Oi!

  Ignatius : I'm confiscating this, you can have it back at Christmas. It'll be a Christmas club.

  [giggles] 

  Ignatius : Do you see? I've just cracked the world's first joke.

  Thug : It'll never catch on.

• T. Bag : [T.Bag appears]  Right buster, where's that...

  Thug : T-t-the stone of office? That thug Thug took it.

  T. Bag : Thug-thug? What's the fig is a thug-thug?

  Thug : No, not thug-thug. Thug, big lug with an ugly mug.