John Hasler: T. Shirt, Ivan

Quotes 

• T. Shirt : I thought you said she'd never never find those bells. That's what you said. Never you said.

  T. Bag : I know what I said.

  T. Shirt : You said it would all be different this time.

  T. Bag : Don't keep telling me what I said, boy! Go and make me a cup of tea.

  T. Shirt : Oh! And I just remembered something else you said...

  T. Shirt : [as T-Bag glares furiously at him]  You said... you said... go and make me a cup of tea, T-Shirt and I said yes, your majesty, at once, your majesty.

• Debbie : Oh please Prince Ivan, I appeal to you.

  Ivan : You don't appeal to me! You wouldn't appeal to anybody, you're too stupid.

• Ivan : Am I really such a horrible pain in the neck?

  Debbie : [diplomatic]  well, to tell you the truth...

  The Queen : [to Prince Ivan]  Yes.