- Jack: Maybe this wasn't such a good idea, Tom. This old boneyard is supposed to be cursed!
- Tom: What are ya, Jack, a scaredy cat? We find somethin' valuable, and the museum'll pay big bucks for it! Now shut up and keep diggin'!
- [Shovel hits something]
- Tom: Hey, I think I've hit paydirt! Gimme a hand here! There's probably treasure inside.
- Jack: Ugliest treasure I've ever seen.
- Commander Ulysses Feral: Let me blast that gnome and his buzzards off of there!
- Mayor Manx: I give the orders around here, Feral, and you're not going to blow up my City Hall, until I know who we're dealing with and what he wants!
- [as he hangs up, Callie rushes in with Dr. Sinian]
- Callie Briggs: He's an eight-hundred year old sorcerer from the Dark Ages!
- Mayor Manx: Perfect! Well, don't just stand there! Get up to the tower and find out what he wants!