Superboy (TV Series)

War of the Species (1989)

Stacy Haiduk: Lana Lang

Quotes 

• Dr. Stuart : Artificial intelligence has made tremendous gains since the invention of the silicon chip. At this stage, robots can only respond to stimuli. It bumps into something, it turns. We're trying to create independent actions.

  Clark Kent : Is there any way to put that into English, doctor?

  Dr. Stuart : Certainly. We're trying to get them to think.

  Lana Lang : A machine can't think.

  Dr. Stuart : Let me see if I can change your mind.

• T.J. White : Now, what do you think is funnier? The left-handed smoke salesman joke or the sneezing penguin joke?

  Lana Lang : I didn't understand the sneezing penguin joke.

  Clark Kent : I did.

  T.J. White : You didn't laugh.

  Clark Kent : But I understood it.

• Lana Lang : How does this thing work?

  T.J. White : Oh, you see where it says "test" right there?

  Lana Lang : This one right here?

  T.J. White : [the flash on his camera goes off]  Ow!

  [Clark laughs] 

  T.J. White : Yes, that one.

  Clark Kent : See, I laugh.

  T.J. White : It wasn't funny.

  Lana Lang : Well, I should know how this works if you guys are gonna pass me off as your assistant.

  Clark Kent : You know, Lana, you didn't have to come along. I mean, we're stuck with this assignment. Unless, of course, you're really interested in Dr. Stuart's research.

  Lana Lang : Stuart, shmuart. I've heard the Modudyne Corporation gets half its funding from military contracts.

  Clark Kent , T.J. White : Term paper!