- Clark Kent: Coach kicked Moose off the team. He was asleep in the dressing room.
- T.J. White: Well, that's great. I mean, that's great action for everybody but Stretch. I mean, Lex is gonna take it out on him.
- Clark Kent: No, I made a deal with Lex. He destroys the negatives that he made of Stretch's dumb escapade, and we destroy the video that you made of him soliciting Moose to throw the game.
- T.J. White: Wait, what video? I...
- Clark Kent: The one you were gonna make if we needed it.
- Lana Lang: That's wonderful. I'm really proud of you, Clark.
- Clark Kent: Even though I can't jump over tall buildings?
- Lana Lang: Well, I bet Superboy can do more than that.
- Clark Kent: Like run faster than a speeding bullet?
- Lana Lang: I think you're jealous of Superboy.
- Clark Kent: Oh, right. Me, jealous.