- Clark Kent: That's what I said, Lana. We're at Bonkerz.
- Lana Lang: You must be kidding.
- Clark Kent: I knew you were gonna say that. I knew you were gonna say that. Look, it's amateur night tonight, and T.J. is a contestant.
- Lana Lang: [laughing] T.J.? Oh, I would not miss this for the world. I'm on my way.