Superboy (TV Series)

Luthor Unleashed (1989)

Stacy Haiduk: Lana Lang

Quotes 

• Lana Lang : Isn't it a bit warm to be wearing a hat?

  [Lex takes the hat off, revealing he's bald] 

  Lana Lang : Uh, Lex, why did you shave your head?

  Lex Luthor : I'm not shaved. I'm bald.

  Lana Lang : Oh, Lex.

  Lex Luthor : Made bald by your friend, Superboy.

• Clark Kent : Why did he hit you?

  T.J. White : Well, see, she looks like his mother.

  Lana Lang : He totally freaked out. Suddenly, he's gone bald.

  T.J. White : Bald? As in "no hair" bald? How'd he go bald overnight?

  Lana Lang : I don't know. He blames Superboy for it. Some wild nonsense about him doing it to him deliberately.

  Clark Kent : I'm really confused here. I mean, just yesterday he was thanking Superboy for saving his life.

  Lana Lang : I know. Oh, he also has a message for Superboy.

  Clark Kent : Well, tell me what it is. I'll try to pass it on to him.

• Lana Lang : Hi. So, who's buying lunch today?

  T.J. White : Well, that depends. If you eat your usual quota, we're gonna run out of money.

  Lana Lang : There's a woman starving here, and you're making a joke?

  T.J. White : Well, give me a break. I'm just kind of warming up.

• Clark Kent : So, Lana, how did your, uh... your date go last night?

  Lana Lang : Lex hit me.

  Clark Kent : He did what?

  Lana Lang : He didn't hurt me. And I was so sure that he had... well, changed.

  T.J. White : Now I know why I'm a romantic washout. You have to belt a woman to turn her on.

• Lex Luthor : He deliberately blew those chemicals through my hair, killing the follicles.

  Lana Lang : You're not being reasonable, Lex.

  Lex Luthor : You're damn right I'm not being reasonable. Would you be reasonable if somebody deliberately stole your hair? On purpose? On purpose!

  Lana Lang : Well, why would he do that?

  Lex Luthor : 'Cause he hates me. You all hate me.

  Lana Lang : No, Lex. You're wrong!

  Lex Luthor : [he slaps her, and she punches him in return]  Don't you *ever* tell me I'm wrong. Get it? You all hate me. You and your two obnoxious friends. You hate me because I'm smarter than you are. Now, about that favor I want. You tell Mr. "Save Humanity" Superboy that if he wants the Thermaton 14, to be at Wilson's Meadow tomorrow morning. Got it?

  [giving her a lock of hair] 

  Lex Luthor : And give him this.

  [taking it back] 

  Lex Luthor : Never mind, it's all I've got.

• Lana Lang : [taking a card from a bouquet of flowers]  "To a very gracious woman from a very grateful man. Lex."

  T.J. White : I see it, I hear it, but I do not believe it.

  Lana Lang : Why are you guys such downers? Lex is trying so hard to be nice.

  T.J. White : You think he's trying hard?

  Clark Kent : I think he's convincing her he is.

  Lana Lang : And would you stop referring to me like I'm not here?

  T.J. White : What are you so angry about?

  Lana Lang : I'm not angry! I mean, can't you give anyone the benefit of the doubt?

  T.J. White : Lana, here, read my lips: we're talking about Lex Luthor.

  Clark Kent : Hello.

  Lana Lang : If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go put the flowers in some water.

  T.J. White : Okay. If you run short, there's a reservoir a couple miles down.