- Clark Kent: After a most unusual lunch, Judd Faust took us for a tour of his opulent mansion.
- T.J. White: I mean, you could do ten columns on his collection, huh?
- Clark Kent: "Obsessions of the Rich and Famous."
- T.J. White: [laughing] Yeah, it is kind of weird. Wh-what'd he have in that last room? 150 neon signs?
- Clark Kent: I stopped counting after I went colorblind.