The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)
Cookin' with Romeo and Juliet (2005)
Dylan Sprouse: Zack Martin
Quotes
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Cody Martin : Mr. Moseby! Mr. Moseby! It's a hideous monster, and it's coming this way!
Mr. Moseby : Boys, I can assure you there are no such things as monsters.
Zack Martin : Oh, yeah? Look!
Ilsa : [enters lobby] I'm back.
[Zach, Cody, Mr. Moseby and Carey scream]
Carey : Quick, get behind me, boys and don't look her in the mol... the eye!
[Mr. Moseby tries to hide, but ends up facing Ilsa]
Ilsa : Mr. Moseby.
Mr. Moseby : Ms. Schiklegoobermeyger.
Ilsa : Actually, since you had me fired from the Tipton organization, I've gotten married.
Carey : You're kidding.
Ilsa : No. My married name is Ilsa Schiklegoobermeyger-Vanhelsingdekeppeloogerhoffer.
Carey : You're kidding.
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Carey : Cody, don't you have something to say to your brother?
Cody Martin : I'm sorry I flicked flour in your face.
Carey : Zack?
Zack Martin : I'm sorry you're my brother.
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Cody Martin : [Cody and Zack are walking to Maddie, holding up a basket of cookies] Hey, Maddie, would you try some of my cookies?
Maddie : Sure!
[Maddie takes a cookie and takes a bite out of it]
Cody Martin : What do you think?
Zack Martin : Careful. If you tell him there are too many walnuts, he'll lock himself in the bathroom and cry.
Maddie : [after tasting Cody's cookie] Cody, these are amazing! You know, girls like guys who can cook.
Zack Martin : I helped!
[Maddie stares at Zack blankly, and a customer walks up to the cookie basket and helps herself to a cookie and takes a bite out of it]
Customer : Mmm! These are fantastic! How much are they?
Cody Martin : They're free!
Zack Martin : For $5!
Customer : [grabs Cody's cookie basket and gives the twins a wad of cash] I'll take the whole basket! Mmm!
Zack Martin : [staring at the wad of cash the customer gave them] All right! Cody's Cookies are going to make me rich!
Cody Martin : Ahem!
Zack Martin : Did I say "me"? I meant "us"!
[Zack puts his arm around Cody]
