- Myles Leland III: What happened?
- Tara Williams: You missed it, Jack and Sue got married!
- Myles Leland III: I went out for a tuna sandwich. How long was I gone?
- Jack Hudson: Ok, here's one we should know. What do you like about me. Feel free to go into detail.
- Sue Thomas: I don't think we need to know that. Even if we did, I don't think we would have enough time.
- Jack Hudson: You mean for you to go into detail about all the things you like about me?
- Sue Thomas: No, for me to come up with one.
- Jack Hudson: Oh, OK!
- Tara Williams: I have a bone to pick with you mister. It seems that you have been cheating on me. With one of my friends no less.
- Sue Thomas: You talked to Janet.
- Tara Williams: Any chance we can make this up. Or do I have to file for a divorce?
- Jack Hudson: Now that you had your fun. Is there any chance that we can keep this on the downlow?
- Bobby Manning: What? Keep the tabloid of the century off the airway? Actually we have a nice little office pool going. I say that Sparky and Tara calm the storm and stay together.
- Dimitrius Gans: But the smart money is on Sue the homewrecker landing her man.
- Lucy Dotson: What did I miss? What are you guys talking about?
- Bobby Manning: Jack and Sue making out in Dragon lady's office at Callaghan and Merced.
- Lucy Dotson: WHAT?
- Jack Hudson: We weren't making out.
- Dimitrius Gans: You want to go under oath and say that. We have a reliable witness.
- Sue Thomas: It was apart of the undercover.
- Lucy Dotson: So you were making out?
- Jack Hudson: We weren't making out.
- Bobby Manning: What exactly was it?