- Fran: The only reason you're cool is that you're a little satellite circling the planet Frosty. Surface temperature: zero degrees Franenheit.
- Fran: Look Jerri, as long as you're with me, you'll never go bad, because I've got you stored in my crisper, and the refrangerator is always dialed up to 9.
- Fran: Hi Jerri.
- Jerri Blank: Yo-yo-you talkin' to me?
- Fran: Yep.
- Jerri Blank: I'm guessing this is a dream. Only difference is you're not naked a tied to a radiator.
- Jerri Blank: [to Fran] Hey, I have an idea. Let's do something girly. Why don't I grab some nail polish so we can paint each other's... clitorises?
- Jerri Blank: I'm cooler than you Frantic, you know why? Because I'm not. Think about it... I haven't.
- Fran: Jerri, you're going to have to choose whether to stay here and be uncool in loser-land or to follow me into Frantarctica!
- Geoffrey Jellineck: [laughs] He's just kidding we're not lovers, we just have sex.
- Charles 'Chuck' Noblet: Hot... ass-thumping... sex.