Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

Fair Haven (2000)

Garrett Wang: Ensign Harry Kim

Quotes 

• Tom Paris : Harry hasn't seen Sullivan's yet. D'you care to join us?

  The Doctor : [in the role of the priest in Fair Haven]  Don't mind if I do. I'll need to leave no later than 1300 hours.

  Tom Paris : Medical emergency?

  The Doctor : Not exactly. I'm working on my homily for Sunday's mass - and I expect both you sinners to be in attendance.

  [he enters the pub] 

  Tom Paris : He's kidding, right?

  Harry Kim : You wanted authenticity.

• [Seven is throwing rings in the pub, observed by a fascinated Seamus] 

  Seamus Driscol : The lily and the rose are staging a competition on your face.

  Seven of Nine : Clarify.

  Seamus Driscol : The fullness of your lips and the paleness of your cheeks, it's enough to make a man faint.

  Seven of Nine : Then, in that case, perhaps we should sit down.

  [Seven throws her last ring, and the two head for a table] 

  Harry Kim : I don't believe it.

  Tom Paris : It's called old-world charm, Harry.

• Harry Kim : I remember trying to reach the holodeck controls, then, uh... somebody grabbed my leg.

  Tom Paris : Maybe it was the talking pig.

  Harry Kim : If it was, he had one hell of a left hook.

• Captain Kathryn Janeway : I hate to break up the party, but we have some business to attend to. There's a neutronic wavefront approaching - class 9.

  Harry Kim : Class 9?

  Tom Paris : Sorry, boys, duty calls.

  Seamus Driscol : Erm... "Wavefront". Now, what in the name of God is that?

  Tom Paris : Um... a wee bit of bad weather.

• Tom Paris : A word to the wise: stay away from Maggie O'Holleran. She's promised to a pig farmer with a very large rake.

  Harry Kim : Oh. Does she have a sister?