Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)

One Little Ship (1998)

Alexander Siddig: Doctor Julian Bashir

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• [last lines] 

  Odo : Are you sure you've returned to your normal size?

  Chief O'Brien : Of course.

  Doctor Bashir : Why?

  Odo : Well, you both appear to be a couple of centimeters shorter than you were the last time I saw you. A Changeling notices that sort of thing.

  Quark : I didn't want to say anything, but... you do look a little on the petite side.

  [O'Brien and Bashir look at each other] 

  Doctor Bashir : Infirmary!

  [they hurry out] 

  Quark : [to Odo]  And they say you don't have a sense of humor.

  [both chuckle] 

• [Dax is trying to open a door by activating the control panel with the runabout] 

  Chief O'Brien : Don't hit it too hard. You could shatter the control panel.

  Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax : Don't worry, I have a light touch.

  Doctor Bashir : Not according to Worf...

• Doctor Bashir : This conduit's filthy, Chief. Don't you ever clean up in here?

  Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax : All right, all right, let's not badger the Chief.

  Chief O'Brien : Thank you.

  Doctor Bashir : I'm sorry. It was very small of me.

• Chief O'Brien : What are you smirking at? You're as small as I am.

  Doctor Bashir : Actually, you're sitting 1.14 meters closer to the focal point of the anomaly. Which means, you've shrunk .04 percent more than I have.

• Doctor Bashir : Chief - you're not gonna like this.

• Chief O'Brien : [indicating the size of about seven centimeters]  Are you telling me I'm gonna be this bloody tall for the rest of my life?

  Doctor Bashir : [indicating about one centimeter]  This bloody tall, actually.