- Luke Perry: You know what they say - the only thing more dangerous than a Comanche arrow is one of Cupid's.
- Luke Perry: What you got there, Zeke?
- Zeke Bonner: Real honest-to-goodness pearls. Hornswaggled them off of that drummer fellow you're carryin'. Say, Sime, what does "simulated" mean?
- Simon Kane: "Simulated" means don't leave those honest-to-goodness pearls too close to the stove or they'll melt like butter.