- Jeremy Goodwin: Halfway around the world, a lone man has accomplished an extraordinary athletic feat.
- Dan Rydell: What?
- Jeremy Goodwin: I don't know.
- Dana Whitaker: There are three things that I'm doing.
- [Counting on fingers]
- Dana Whitaker: I'm losing things, I'm forgetting things... and there's a third one.
- Dana Whitaker: Folks! Before we start, I'd like to say I've been forgetting things, lately - losing things. I apologize in advance. You'll all know it when you see it. Anyway, that's all.
- [Dana leaves the room and comes back]
- Dana Whitaker: We have a rundown meeting now.
- Jeremy Goodwin: Raj Rajhan edged a humble snorter to the slips, where Saurav Ganguly dived to his right to pick up a low snatch.
- Natalie Hurley: Dana, this is a fully grown man of enormous dignity and accomplishment. He's covered wars, and he's dined with kings, and he can't move the left side of his body, and he doesn't want us to see him like that.
- Casey McCall: No, I know I'm alone on this. I know the vast majority of people consider Jerry Falwell a spiritual pillar of great and gentle wisdom. I know that most people consider him a scholarly and tolerant man who would never judge others harshly just because they were different. I know that most people find his calm leadership to be a gentle, soothing beacon in a time of great social chaos. His guidance, for instance, on the great purple Teletubby matter was fraught with the kind of theological sophistication that only Jerry Falwell and a cafeteria full of sixth-graders could devise. I know, I'm going way out on a limb, but I think Jerry Falwell's a fatass. Who did I just offend? I'm eager to talk to them.
- Natalie Hurley: I didn't wanna tell you before you went on the air.
- Dan Rydell: Didn't stop Rebecca.
- Jeremy Goodwin: That was my fault.
- Dan Rydell: Then you are my sworn enemy!
- Jeremy Goodwin: Dan ?
- Dan Rydell: I love you man. Give me a hug.