SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Your Shoe's Untied/Squid's Day Off (2001)

Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants, Gary, Monkey, Narrator

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Quotes 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Can you show me how to tie my shoes?

  Painty the Pirate : Arrr, I be just a paintin' of a head.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Have you finished those errands?

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, hi, Squidward. How are those errands going?

  Squidward : What's that supposed to mean? I'm very busy.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm sure you are.

  Squidward : I don't like your tone.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [in high-pitched monotone voice]  I'm sure you are.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [regular voice]  How's that?

• Squidward : I just remembered I needed change for this dollar.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Do you want four quarters? Or ten dimes? Or twenty nickles? Or one hundred pennies? Or one quarter, three dimes, seven nickles and ten pennies? Or if you give me a five dollar bill, your options are...

  Squidward : Alright! Goodbye.

• [Mr. Krabs drops a dime down a drain. He reaches his hand down the drain and grabs it] 

  Mr. Krabs : I got it, boy!

  [his hand gets stuck in the drain] 

  Mr. Krabs : What the? It's stuck! You gotta help me, SpongeBob!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : You've gotta let go of the dime.

  Mr. Krabs : I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

• [repeated line] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Have you finished those errands?

• Patrick : Hey Spongebob, wanna see my new shoes?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Wow, those are great, Patrick! Let's see what they look like on your feet.

  Patrick : Would you rather see them on... my hands?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Ok, and we can wear gloves on our feet, and hats on our captain's quarters too!

  Patrick : Uh, actually I have a confession to make.

  [privately] 

  Patrick : I don't know how to tie my shoelaces.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Do you know how lucky you are to have a friend like me?

  Patrick : [happily]  Yes.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Look at this knot. Have you ever seen a more perfectly executed shoe-fastening bow?

  Patrick : Gosh, probably not.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I learned when I was just a boy, Patrick, and I'm willing to pass on what I know. Go sit over there

  [points off-screen behind himself] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : and let an old pro show you how to do it.

  [Patrick sits down in the chair and SpongeBob sets his foot on the chair's arm] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Pay close attention, Patrick. Well, you start

  [unties his laces] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : by taking one lace per hand...

  [pulls a little on both laces] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : And then you... Uh, you gotta... Loop the, the...

  Patrick : Are you sure you know how to do it?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick, please, shoe-tying requires peace and quiet. Okay, where was I?

  Patrick : [SpongeBob gives him a dirty look]  Your shoes are still untied.

  [SpongeBob takes his shoe off the chair] 

  Patrick : .

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [looks away]  Well,

  [Patrick looks shocked] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I guess you don't want me to show you how to do it.

  Patrick : I'm sorry! I won't interrupt anymore!

  [covers his mouth with his shoes]