Spin City (TV Series)

The Mayor May Not (1999)

Alexander Chaplin: James Hobert

Quotes 

• James Hobert : [Stuart comes into work all beaten up]  Gees Stuart, what happen to you.

  Stuart Bondek : Remember that woman I have been seeing, the one married to the bouncer. Last night when I went home he was waiting for me. I have no idea how he found out.

  James Hobert : [James and Paul start to snigger]  Do you want to know how he found out?

  Paul Lassiter : [Now laughing]  We Told him! GOTCHA!

  Stuart Bondek : That's not a practical joke, you idiots. I'm really hurt I may have a concussion.

  James Hobert : [James and Paul laughing hysterically]  Yes! SCORE!

  Paul Lassiter : [still laughing]  And that's not all, we also called your mother.

  Stuart Bondek : You told my mother I was sleeping with a married woman?

  Paul Lassiter : [laughing]  We told her you we DEAD!

  Stuart Bondek : You guys are crazy. I've got to go see my mother.

  James Hobert : [still laughing and giving high fives]  WE RULE!

  Stuart Bondek : [offstage and hearing a dog bark]  Hey, down boy. I don't have any drugs on me.

  Paul Lassiter : [crying laughing]  Thanks what you think!