- Paul Lassiter: [Paul is suppose to get Carter and Stuart super bowl tickets for letting him spend the night] Guys, bad news. Turns out transportation isn't included in the Super Bowl package.
- Carter Heywood: Well, that's OK, Paul. I guess we can pay for our own flights.
- Paul Lassiter: Why would you want to fly to New Jersey?
- Stuart Bondek: Paul, the Super Bowl is in Atlanta.
- Paul Lassiter: No, its not. It's at the biggest bowling alley in Trenton.
- Carter Heywood: Paul, we thought you were taking us to the football Super Bowl.
- Paul Lassiter: What are you, High? You guys only put me up for one night and no offense, it's not exactly the Red Roof Inn.