- Stuart Bondek: [after Caitlin and Nikky breaks his "Breast Paperweight", he picks another from his desk] They sell it in pairs. Daaaaahhhh.
- Stuart Bondek: [Stuart explaining the new paper-weight on his desk that looks like a woman's breast] I was just trying to explain to Nikki its not a breast. It's a non-sexual abstract piece of art.
- Caitlin Moore: Oh yea, Where did you get it?
- Stuart Bondek: The Knocker Locker.