- Narrator: Every second counts! Our heroes must reach Cyberiad in time to prevent the terrifying meltdown which threatenes them all. But, in order to get there, they first must survive the mysterious Maze of Madness.
- Spider-Man: We've got to keep going.
- Iceman: But which way? The Maze of Madness is even crazier than the Danger Room!
- Spider-Man: Boy, when you X-Men train, you don't kid around.
- Cyclops: We can't afford to, Spider-Man.
- Narrator: It's hard to believe that one vengeance crazed man has trapped both the Spider-Friends and the X-Men, but he's more than a man, he's part robot, part living computer. And his mad scheme of revenge threatenes to destroy the entire X-Men mansion and everyone inside.
- Narrator: You guessed it, we're in the secret training headquarters of the world famous X-Men. Each was born with a marvelous superpower, just like Firestar and Iceman.
- Cyberiad: Give up, Cyclops. The walls of your cel are pure Adamantium. Your blasts can't even scratch them.
- Firestar: I still don't know how I can fight Nathan. I used to love him. I think I still do, a little.
- Spider-Man: Someone once said, that you never fall all the way out of love. You'll do what you have to do.
- Firestar: I know, but this wasn't in my contract!
- Thunderbird: I call upon the spirit of the great grizzly.
- Iceman: Wow!
- [Thunderbird transforms into a grizzly bear in a puff of smoke, then breaks through the door]
- Iceman: I didn't know you could do that.