The Succubus
- Episode aired Apr 21, 1999
- TV-MA
- 22m
The boys try to save Chef from a woman who is stealing him from them. Meanwhile, Cartman gets glasses.The boys try to save Chef from a woman who is stealing him from them. Meanwhile, Cartman gets glasses.The boys try to save Chef from a woman who is stealing him from them. Meanwhile, Cartman gets glasses.
- Stan Marsh
- (voice)
- …
- Kyle Broflovski
- (voice)
- …
- Liane Cartman
- (voice)
- …
- Chef
- (voice)
- Veronica
- (voice)
- (as Michelle Unger)
Storyline
Did you know
- TriviaThe Loch Ness monster story that Chef's parents tell is based on a skit that Trey Parker and Matt Stone used to do with each other during their college days. They were initially reluctant to include it in the show out of fear of coming off racist.
- GoofsAt one point Chef's father tells the kids that the first time he and his wife saw the Loch Ness Monster was about seven or eight years ago. Later he tells of another time he saw the Loch Ness Monster when Chef was just three years old.
- Quotes
Chef's Father: Well, aren't you crackers just cute as the dickens?
Stan: You're chef's parents?
Chef's Mother: Yes, all his life.
Kyle: [in a hurry] We have to talk to him!
Chef's Father: Well, he should be out now directly.
Chef's Mother: He's so excited about the wedding now.
Chef's Father: Say, would you crackers like to hear about the time we met the Loch Ness Monster?
Stan: [impatiently] No, that's okay.
Chef's Father: Ooh, it must have been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of the sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era, comes out of the water.
Chef's Mother: We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat, and I said, "Thomas, Thomas, what on earth is that creature?"
Chef's Father: It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes...
Chef's Mother: Oh, it was so scary!
Chef's Father: ...and I yelled, I said, "What do you want from us, monster?" And the monster bent down, and said, "I need about tree-fitty."
[long pause]
Kyle: What's tree-fitty?
Chef's Father: Tree dollars, and fitty cents.
Chef's Mother: Tree-fitty.
Stan: He wanted money?
Chef's Father: That's right. I said, "I ain't givin' you no tree-fitty, you goddamn Loch Ness Monster! Get your own goddamn money!"
Chef's Mother: I gave him a dollar.
Chef's Father: She gave him a dollar.
Chef's Mother: I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.
Chef's Father: Well, of course he's not gonna go away, Mary! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!
- ConnectionsReferences The Facts of Life (1979)
- SoundtracksThe Morning After
(Uncredited)
Words and Music by Al Kasha and Joel Hirschhorn
Performed by Michael Ann Young
8/10
- gangstahippie
- Oct 21, 2008
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Details
- Runtime22 minutes
- Color
- Sound mix
- Aspect ratio
- 4:3