- [driving through San Jose, Costa Rica]
- Eric Cartman: Oh my God, it smells like ass out here.
- Miss Stevens: All right, that does it. Eric Cartman, you respect other cultures this instant.
- Eric Cartman: I wasn't saying anything about their culture, I was just saying their city smells like ass.
- Miss Stevens: You may think that making fun of third-world countries is funny but let me...
- Eric Cartman: I don't think it's funny. This place is overcrowded, smelly and poor. That's not funny, that sucks.
- Eric Cartman: Bad, bad monkey!
- [Smacks monkey on the head]
- Miss Stevens: Eric! What the hell are you doing?
- Eric Cartman: I'm asserting myself, its tough love. Just like my Mr. Kitty. When he's bad I say 'That's a bad Mr. Kitty, and I smack him on the head'.
- Tour Guide: And here is a three-toed sloth.
- Eric Cartman: It's bad, that's a bad three-toed sloth.
- [Smacks sloth on the head]
- Miss Stevens: Eric! For God's sake knock it off!
- Eric Cartman: Respect my authoritah!
- [Throws stick at the sloth]
- Eric Cartman: Let me try. Let me try. We are from America. America. We are lost and very hungry. Necesito burritos!
- Stan Marsh: I don't want a burrito. I want a taco. Supreme.
- Eric Cartman: Y taco.
- Kyle Broflovski: I want two tostados and mild sauce.
- Eric Cartman: Dos tostados y, y enchiritos!
- Miss Stevens: Boys, please. Not every Spanish person eats tacos and burritos. That's a stereotype!
- Mr. Mackey: [Lecturing Craig in his office] I am tired of seeing you here in my office, young man. You get sent here every day, Craig.
- Craig: I know.
- Mr. Mackey: Why can't you behave?
- Craig: I don't know.
- Mr. Mackey: What do you have to say for yourself?
- [Craig is silent]
- Mr. Mackey: Well, I'll tell you what, young man. You're gonna be held back a grade if you can't...
- [Craig gives Mr. Mackey the finger]
- Mr. Mackey: Did you just flip me off?
- Craig: No.
- Mr. Mackey: Yes, you did! You just flipped me the bird! This is exactly what I'm talking about! If you don't shape up, m'kay, and get your head straight-
- [Craig does it again]
- Mr. Mackey: There! You just flipped me off again!
- Craig: No, I didn't.
- Mr. Mackey: Yes, you did! And until you stop flipping people off, you can just go back to the waiting room, m'kay? Next!
- [Craig hops off the chair as the door opens. The boys enter]
- Mr. Mackey: Well, well, well, if it isn't Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Eric.
- Kyle Broflovski: Hi, Craig.
- Eric Cartman: Hey, don't flip me off, you son of a bitch!
- Mr. Mackey: Sit down, boys. Now, let's see. What did Mr. Garrison send you in here for?
- [Reading the letter]
- Mr. Mackey: "The boys were being rude while a choir teacher was giving some stupid presentation..."
- Stan Marsh: It's just some dumb activist kids' choir thing.
- Mr. Mackey: Uh, young man, Getting Gay With Kids is not dumb, m'kay?
- Miss Stevens: All right, that does it! Goddamn stupid-ass rainforest! This place fucking sucks! I was wrong. Fuck the rainforest! I fucking hate it! I fucking hate it!
- Stan Marsh: Oh, now she figures it out.
- Miss Stevens: So, if anyone is interested in seeing the rainforest and joining our choir, I'll leave information packets up front.
- Eric Cartman: Oh, that's good. we need some more toilet paper.