South Park (TV Series)

Rainforest Shmainforest (1999)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Pip Pirrup, Craig, Prostitute #1, El Presidente, Pablo, Pre-Recorded Choir Singer, Armed Man #1, Armed Man #2, Second Commentator, Logger

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Quotes 

• Eric Cartman : Let me try. Let me try. We are from America. America. We are lost and very hungry. Necesito burritos!

  Stan Marsh : I don't want a burrito. I want a taco. Supreme.

  Eric Cartman : Y taco.

  Kyle Broflovski : I want two tostados and mild sauce.

  Eric Cartman : Dos tostados y, y enchiritos!

  Miss Stevens : Boys, please. Not every Spanish person eats tacos and burritos. That's a stereotype!

• Mr. Mackey : [Lecturing Craig in his office]  I am tired of seeing you here in my office, young man. You get sent here every day, Craig.

  Craig : I know.

  Mr. Mackey : Why can't you behave?

  Craig : I don't know.

  Mr. Mackey : What do you have to say for yourself?

  [Craig is silent] 

  Mr. Mackey : Well, I'll tell you what, young man. You're gonna be held back a grade if you can't...

  [Craig gives Mr. Mackey the finger] 

  Mr. Mackey : Did you just flip me off?

  Craig : No.

  Mr. Mackey : Yes, you did! You just flipped me the bird! This is exactly what I'm talking about! If you don't shape up, m'kay, and get your head straight-

  [Craig does it again] 

  Mr. Mackey : There! You just flipped me off again!

  Craig : No, I didn't.

  Mr. Mackey : Yes, you did! And until you stop flipping people off, you can just go back to the waiting room, m'kay? Next!

  [Craig hops off the chair as the door opens. The boys enter] 

  Mr. Mackey : Well, well, well, if it isn't Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Eric.

  Kyle Broflovski : Hi, Craig.

  Eric Cartman : Hey, don't flip me off, you son of a bitch!

  Mr. Mackey : Sit down, boys. Now, let's see. What did Mr. Garrison send you in here for?

  [Reading the letter] 

  Mr. Mackey : "The boys were being rude while a choir teacher was giving some stupid presentation..."

  Stan Marsh : It's just some dumb activist kids' choir thing.

  Mr. Mackey : Uh, young man, Getting Gay With Kids is not dumb, m'kay?