South Park (TV Series)

Rainforest Shmainforest (1999)

Jennifer Aniston: Mrs. Stevens (Choir Teacher)

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Quotes 

• [driving through San Jose, Costa Rica] 

  Eric Cartman : Oh my God, it smells like ass out here.

  Miss Stevens : All right, that does it. Eric Cartman, you respect other cultures this instant.

  Eric Cartman : I wasn't saying anything about their culture, I was just saying their city smells like ass.

  Miss Stevens : You may think that making fun of third-world countries is funny but let me...

  Eric Cartman : I don't think it's funny. This place is overcrowded, smelly and poor. That's not funny, that sucks.

• Eric Cartman : Bad, bad monkey!

  [Smacks monkey on the head] 

  Miss Stevens : Eric! What the hell are you doing?

  Eric Cartman : I'm asserting myself, its tough love. Just like my Mr. Kitty. When he's bad I say 'That's a bad Mr. Kitty, and I smack him on the head'.

  Tour Guide : And here is a three-toed sloth.

  Eric Cartman : It's bad, that's a bad three-toed sloth.

  [Smacks sloth on the head] 

  Miss Stevens : Eric! For God's sake knock it off!

  Eric Cartman : Respect my authoritah!

  [Throws stick at the sloth] 

• Eric Cartman : Let me try. Let me try. We are from America. America. We are lost and very hungry. Necesito burritos!

  Stan Marsh : I don't want a burrito. I want a taco. Supreme.

  Eric Cartman : Y taco.

  Kyle Broflovski : I want two tostados and mild sauce.

  Eric Cartman : Dos tostados y, y enchiritos!

  Miss Stevens : Boys, please. Not every Spanish person eats tacos and burritos. That's a stereotype!

• Miss Stevens : All right, that does it! Goddamn stupid-ass rainforest! This place fucking sucks! I was wrong. Fuck the rainforest! I fucking hate it! I fucking hate it!

  Stan Marsh : Oh, now she figures it out.

• Miss Stevens : So, if anyone is interested in seeing the rainforest and joining our choir, I'll leave information packets up front.

  Eric Cartman : Oh, that's good. we need some more toilet paper.