South Park (TV Series)
It Hits the Fan (2001)
Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Sam, Randy's Colleague #2, Butters Stotch, Mitchell, Jimbo Kern, Peter's Friend, Passing Woman #1, Swearing Man #1, Swearing Man #4, TV Employee #1, TV Employee #2, TV Employee #4, TV Employee #6, Bar Patron, Scottish Knight #2, Scottish Knight #3, Dragon
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Quotes
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Eric Cartman : You seem a little irritable Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?
Kyle : THERE'S NO SAND IN MY VAGINA.
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Ms. Choksondik : Alright children, in lew of the common usage, I'm supposed to clarify the school's position on the word "shit".
Stan Marsh : Wow! We can say shit in the school now?
Kyle : This is ridiculous. Just because they say it on TV, it's alright?
Ms. Choksondik : Yes, but only in the figurative noun form or the adjective form?
Eric Cartman : Huh?
Ms. Choksondik : You can only use it in the nonliteral sense. For instance,
[writes on the board]
Ms. Choksondik : "That's a shitty picture of me" is now fine. However, the literal noun form of
[writes on the board]
Ms. Choksondik : "This is a picture of shit" is still naughty.
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Kyle : It said in my book that the word "shit" started the exact same time as something called "The Black Death".
Chef : The Black Death? Are you sure?
Stan Marsh : What's "The Black Death", Chef?
Chef : LaToya Jackson, children.
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Eric Cartman : I don't get it.
Stan Marsh : Me neither.
Ms. Choksondik : The adjective form is now also acceptable. For example,
[writes on the board]
Ms. Choksondik : "The weather outside is shitty". However, the literal adjective is not appropriate. For example,
[writes on board]
Ms. Choksondik : "My bad diarrhea made the inside of the toilet all shitty and I had to clean it with a rag which then also became shitty". That's right out
[crosses out the sentence]
Timmy : Shhhhhhit,
Ms. Choksondik : Very good, Timmy.
Butters : Ms. Choksondik, can we say on the expletive, like "Oh shit!" or "Shit on a shingle"?
Ms. Choksondik : Yes, that's now fine.
Eric Cartman : Wow! This is gonna be great! A whole new word!
Kyle : [angrily] It's not new! I'm gonna look "shit" up in the encyclopedia and prove it.
Eric Cartman : Don't mind Kyle everyone, he's just got a little sand in his vagina.
Kyle : [bangs on desk] THERE'S NO SAND IN MY VAGINA!
Ms. Choksondik : Boys, watch your language! Shit!