- Stan: All right. Will you donate one of your kidneys to Kyle?
- Cartman: [singing] No no no no no, no no no no no...
- Stan: You only need one, fat boy!
- Cartman: ...no no no no no no no no no no no...
- Stan: Dude, one of your friends is gonna die. Don't you see how serious this is?
- Cartman: HEY! THAT SON OF A BITCH!
- [door bangs open]
- Cartman: Okay, asshole, give me back my kidney!
- Stan: Dude, please, Kyle needs it!
- Cartman: It's mine! Not yours, mine! Give it back right now or there's gonna be hell to pay!