Michael Imperioli credited as playing...
Christopher Moltisanti
- Christopher Moltisanti: You ever feel like nothin' good was ever gonna happen to you?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Yeah. And nothin' did. So what? I'm alive, I'm survivin'.
- Christopher Moltisanti: That's it. I don't wanna just survive. It's says in these movie writing books that every character has an arc. Understand?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [shakes head]
- Christopher Moltisanti: Like everybody starts out somewheres. and they do something, something gets done to them and it changes their life. That's called an arc. Where's my arc?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Christopher is annoyed that a bakery clerk is ignoring him and serving another customer] You touch a single fuckin' crust, you're gonna wish you took that job at McDonald's!
- Tony Soprano: [Tony gets into Christopher's car and punches his head in anger] What the fuck is wrong with you?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Didn't Paulie tell you I haven't been feeling good?
- Tony Soprano: I wipe my ass with your feelings.
- Christopher Moltisanti: Thanks, thanks a lot
- Tony Soprano: Drive the fucking car, we're under the microscope and I heard you shot some civilian in the foot because he made you wait for buns?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Fucking Paulie
- Tony Soprano: Don't blame fucking paulie, Makazian comes to me and tells me Nutley PD has got a description make and of the car, why don't you leave a fucking urine sample next time?
- Christopher Moltisanti: If I could've...
- Tony Soprano: [shouting] SHUT UP and Georgie comes into the club his got vomit all over his shirt I ask him what the fuck, he says your digging up somebody you clipped three months ago
- Christopher Moltisanti: I was...
- Tony Soprano: [shouting] SHUT UP, people that shit they want to get caught
- Christopher Moltisanti: I want to get caught?
- Tony Soprano: Yeah you want to get aught I've seen that before that's cowboy-itis you want to be a big bad guy Christopher?
- Christopher Moltisanti: I was worried I didn't...
- Tony Soprano: [shouting] SHUT UP
- Christopher Moltisanti: Can I try and explain here? I don't know it's just the regularness of life it's just too hard for me or something I don't know
- Tony Soprano: [Patting and rubbing Christopher's head] Look at you. I bet you're sleeping all the time right?
- Christopher Moltisanti: It's the only thing I still enjoy. You know what I think? Maybe I have cancer, remember how Jackie got it?
- Tony Soprano: Cancer?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Something horrible is going on inside my body, there's a physical change or something
- Tony Soprano: does this word cancer pop into your head a lot, or a little bit or what?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Confused] What?
- Tony Soprano: I'm thinking maybe your depressed.
- Christopher Moltisanti: Me? I'm no fucking "mental midget"
- Tony Soprano: Right.
- Counter Boy: Hey Gino, what can I get you?
- Bakery Customer: Give me some uhh...
- Christopher Moltisanti: Whoa, whoa, number 34 right here.
- Counter Boy: He was in line man. He just went out to go get gas in his car
- Christopher Moltisanti: Oh so I can go out fuck your sister, and come back Saturday and go to the front of the line.
- Counter Boy: I said he could.
- Christopher Moltisanti: Hey poppin' fresh, I'm in no fuckin' mood today, I'm next now get a fuckin' pastry box.
- Counter Boy: [deliberately ignoring him] Gino what can I get you?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [fed up] OH!
- Bakery Customer: It's all right, Dougie. Let him go first.
- Counter Boy: No. He don't make the rules here.He don't make the rules here.
- Bakery Customer: All right let me have two neapolitan loaves...
- Christopher Moltisanti: You touch a single fucking crust, you're gonna wish you took that job at McDonald's
- Counter Boy: Fuck you!
- Christopher Moltisanti: [to the customer] All right take a walk
- Bakery Customer: What about my bread?
- Christopher Moltisanti: You come back in 10 minutes.
- Counter Boy: What the fuck you think you're doing?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [opens the door so the customer can leave then switches the sign to close] Come on
- [pulls out his gun causing the counter boy to duck down]
- Christopher Moltisanti: come on get up I'm not gonna hurt you. What is it? Do I look like a pussy to you?
- Bakery Customer: No.
- Christopher Moltisanti: I'm serious, be honest. I won't get mad.
- Counter Boy: No.
- Christopher Moltisanti: No. So why the fuck would you give me a hard time and talk to me like I'm nothing to worry about.
- Counter Boy: I-I-I'm sorry.
- Christopher Moltisanti: Get a pastry box.
- [Shoots at the guy's feet]
- Christopher Moltisanti: Move it!
- [the counter boy picks up a box]
- Christopher Moltisanti: That's better. Now fill it with cannoli, sfogliatelle and Napoleon's.
- Counter Boy: Okay.
- Christopher Moltisanti: [shoots at his feet] Move!
- [the counter boy fills up the box]
- Christopher Moltisanti: Good. Give me the box. Come on.
- Counter Boy: [hands him the box] Here.
- Christopher Moltisanti: Next time you see my face, show some respect.
- Counter Boy: I will.
- [Christopher shoots him in the foot causing him to screami\ in agony]
- Counter Boy: You motherfucker! You shot my foot!
- Christopher Moltisanti: [as he's leaving] It happens.
- Counter Boy: Oh, you fuckin' asshole!