Edie Falco credited as playing...
Carmela Soprano
- [after hearing bad news, Tony and Carmela need to relocate hidden money, guns and...]
- Tony Soprano: All right. You'd better give me your jewelry.
- [Carmela sighs with chagrin]
- Tony Soprano: Hey, they know we can't produce receipts. You want 'em stealing this stuff from us?
- [after Carmela removes her necklace, Tony points to her diamond ring and Carmela balks]
- Tony Soprano: Come on.
- Carmela Soprano: I'm not giving you my engagement ring. This isn't stolen!
- [beat, then frown]
- Carmela Soprano: Is it?
- Tony Soprano: No!
- [beat]
- Tony Soprano: What do you think I am?
- [Carmela sighs again]
- Larry Boy Barese: Oh, Mama Livia. Come sta, darling?
- Livia Soprano: Listen to him with that 'my darling'. I am nobody's darling.
- Larry Boy Barese: [to Tony] This one here, she never disappoints, I tell ya that.
- Livia Soprano: Are you still seeing your other women, Lorenzo?
- Carmela Soprano: [pulls her away] Come on, Ma. Let's mingle.
- Tony Soprano: Sorry. The older she gets the worse she gets.
- Tony Soprano: [while having Chinese food for dinner after the FBI searched their home earlier in the day] I know the Feds are doing their job but it pisses me off the way they act
- Carmela Soprano: that one guy Harris wasn't so bad
- Tony Soprano: trust me, he was the biggest snake out of all of them: it's all part of his little act and that guy who broke the bowl, he did it on purpose
- Carmela Soprano: Oh, I don't think so, he was just a klutz
- Tony Soprano: What was his last name, Grizzo, Grasso, what?
- Carmela Soprano: [reminding him] Grasso
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Why?
- Tony Soprano: Why? Because he has a vowel at the end of his last name, Grasso, that's why. I mean what's he think? His gonna make it to the top by arresting his own people?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: [to his mother] Pass the Moo shu
- Tony Soprano: he'll see, he'll learn
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: We have a vowel
- Tony Soprano: [attempting not to curse at the dinner table] F-in right and you be proud of it. Jesus Christ, you think there never was a Michelangelo, the way they treat people
- Carmela Soprano: [to AJ] Did you know an Italian invented the telephone?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Alexander Graham Bell was Italian?
- Tony Soprano: [to Carmela] you, see? see what I'm takin about?
- Tony Soprano: [raises his voice to AJ, irritated] Antonio Meucci invented it and he got robbed: everybody knows that!
- Meadow Soprano: Who invented the mafia?
- Tony Soprano: [caught off guard by her question] What?
- Meadow Soprano: The Cosa Nostra, who invented that?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Who cares?
- Meadow Soprano: Wasn't it Salvatore Lucania, better known as Charles Lucky Luciano, who organized the Five Families: Lucchese, Gambino, Bonanno, Profaci
- Tony Soprano: [becoming irritated] is there something you wanna say to me?
- Meadow Soprano: I just like history like you, dad
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Can you just shut the fuck up about it?
- Carmela Soprano: [chastising him for cursing] Hey!
- Tony Soprano: [chastising him for cursing] Hey!
- Carmela Soprano: AJ, did you know John Cabot was Italian?
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: No
- Meadow Soprano: [to her mother, referring to AJ] Like he knows who that is?
- Carmela Soprano: Famous discoverer of Canada
- Tony Soprano: The Bank of America, ever heard of it? One of the biggest banks in the world, started by an Italian
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: The first American Saint was Italian, Mother Cabrini
- Carmela Soprano: That's right
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: Is it true that the Chinese invented spaghetti?
- Tony Soprano: Now think about it, why would people who eat with sticks invent something you need a fork to eat with? And here's something else I bet you didn't know: more Italians fought for this country in World War Two than any other ethnic group, and they wouldn't tell you about Sacco and Vanzetti either
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: The two anti-Christ that got the electric chair in Massachusetts?
- Meadow Soprano: [correcting him] Anarchists
- Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.: [to his mother] Isn't anti-Christ?
- Carmela Soprano: They were two innocent men who got the chair because they were Italian
- Meadow Soprano: [to AJ] How could there be two anti-Christ? There was only one Christ