The Sopranos (TV Series)
House Arrest (2000)
Roy Thinnes: Dr. Baumgartner
Quotes
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Dr. Baumgartner : [while looking at his rash, speculating on the cause] any allergies? Shellfish perhaps?
Tony Soprano : no, I eat shrimp all the time
Dr. Baumgartner : MSG? Any change in medication?
Tony Soprano : no
Dr. Baumgartner : a new laundry detergent, something like that?
Tony Soprano : I don't know, I don't think so
Dr. Baumgartner : have you... ever been under any "undue" stress lately?
Tony Soprano : [irritated, referring to medical professionals] is that the only word you people know?
Dr. Baumgartner : sometimes pressure can result in Contact Dermatitis
Tony Soprano : [surprised, while pointing to it] oh, is that what that is? See? Now, I knew that was bad
Dr. Baumgartner : it means "rash"
Tony Soprano : [annoyed] look at it, it's bleeding for Christ's sake
Dr. Baumgartner : you've been scratching it. You said you work at a sanitation transfer station, "dollars to donuts", you'd be exposed to an irritant in the air
Tony Soprano : I sit in an office
Dr. Baumgartner : I'll write you a prescription for a cortisone cream. Dr. Cusamano tells me you've been seeing a psychotherapist
Tony Soprano : so?
Dr. Baumgartner : I suggest you talk about "stress management" with him