Son of the Beach (TV Series)
The Gay Team (2002)
Kimberly Oja: Kimberlee Clark
Quotes
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Notch Johnson : That's the fourth missing man this week.
Kimberlee Clark : A poet this time.
Notch Johnson : So, it's obviously money they're after.
Jamaica St. Croix : A four-star chef, a minister, and a rabbi?
Chip Rommel : Wait! I know this one. Do they walk into a bar?
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Kimberlee Clark : You're getting married?
B.J. Cummings : I didn't even know you were engorged.
Jamaica St. Croix : Who's the lucky john?
Porcelain Bidet : He's someone who's romantic, handsome, successful...
Chip Rommel : Add intolerant and he sounds perfect.
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Notch Johnson : These could be Chip's.
Kimberlee Clark : Notch, it's not like Chip to leave his equipment hanging out.
[realizing the double entendre]
Kimberlee Clark : Oh, great. Now I'm doing it.
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Kimberlee Clark : Captain, I'm not sure I'm buying this.
Captain Buck Enteneille : Well, I guess I'll just have to prove it to you, then. See this beach? It's all... an illusion.
[he snaps his fingers]
Captain Buck Enteneille : Here we are, white room, brown club chairs, by a station wagon.
Kimberlee Clark : Captain, this doesn't make any sense.
Captain Buck Enteneille : Kimberlee, did the movie "Vanilla Sky" make any sense?
Kimberlee Clark : No.
Captain Buck Enteneille : Exactly, but wasn't Tom Cruise delicious?
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Notch Johnson : Notch isn't responding. What happened?
Kimberlee Clark : Well, I was afraid of this. It's only a matter of time before they find the probe, and once that probe is removed, his heterosexuality goes down the Elton John.
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Notch Johnson : You know, Kimberlee, when I was passed out, I had the strangest dream that you said you loved me.
Kimberlee Clark : Well, maybe I...
Notch Johnson : Like I said, it was the strangest dream.