- Lois Lane: I don't understand what the big deal is here. We just took a shower.
- Clark Kent: [emphasizing the plural] Showers! We took separate showers.
- [Lana talking to Clark about his future wife - Lois Lane, after their relationship didn't work out]
- Lana Lang: It's funny, isn't it? After everything we;ve been through, I thought it would take us longer to get over it.
- Clark Kent: Us?
- Lana Lang: You and Lois.
- Clark Kent: Lois? She's bossy. She's stuck-up, she's rude - I can't stand her.
- Lana Lang: The best ones always start that way.
- Clark Kent: None of this would've happened if I had been there.
- Lois Lane: Okay, Commando, I don't get you. Half the time, you're all meek "Yes, Ma" and "Yes, Pa", and the other half, you are the most overconfident guy I've ever met.
- Clark Kent: It doesn't happen to you much, does it? Not being able to peg someone right away?
- Lois Lane: Oh, get over yourself. You are not that complicated.
- Chloe Sullivan: Lois, what are you doing here?
- Lois Lane: Putting the worst two months of my life behind me.