- Wade Welles: I think it's great. It's about time men got to share in the job and the burden of child-bearing.
- Prof. Maximilian Arturo: Oh, I expect men get very excited about sharing the joy of nausea, heartburn, and stretch marks.
- Prof. Maximilian Arturo: He's not thinking clearly.
- Wade Welles: Well, I guess pregnancy affects men that way.
- [Arturo laughs]