- Dori Doreau: You know that when someone steps in with an accusation like that, the accuser should stand some sort of scrutiny.
- Elizabeth Jenkins: What are you trying to say?
- Dori Doreau: I know Sledge Hammer a long time... Granted - that Sledge is irresponsible, undependable, egothistical, insensitive, chauvinistic, sadistic and cruel but other than that he is a terrific guy! I think your grievances about him are bogus.
- Elizabeth Jenkins: Listen, doll. My life at this precinct has been an ordeal, and don't you try to make it any worse! I shouldn't have transfered from the 33rd... And you stay the hell out of my locker! You've got that?
- Sledge Hammer: [Talks to gun] I don't know about you, but I'm stuffed. What do you say we take a look at those videos I rented?
- [Puts gun back in holster and goes to the living room to check out the video tapes]
- Sledge Hammer: 'On Golden Gun,' 'Peggy Sue Got Murdered,' 'The Way We Wounded... ' 'Home Video Target Range,' what'll they think of next?
- [Inserts 'Home Video Target Range' video into VCR and turns on TV]
- Video Narrator: Shoot me. Shoot me. Shoot me. Shoot me.
- [Hammer shoots TV]
- Sledge Hammer: [Talking to gun] Remind me not to rent that one again. It's too expensive.
- [last lines]
- Captain Trunk: According to our findings, Elizabeth Jenkins escaped six months ago from a home.
- Dori Doreau: You mean, "a home"?
- Captain Trunk: That is correct. And apparently while there, she became obsessed with TV police shows. Upon escaping, Jenkins used falsified records to enroll herself in the police academy.
- Dori Doreau: So, after being stationed at the 33rd, she naturally fixated on a cliched, macho cop like Ginsburg. And when he rejected her psychotic advances, she killed him.
- Captain Trunk: That's right. And then transferred here... where another, similar murder almost took place.
- Sledge Hammer: Wait a minute! You're telling me that someone with serious mental problems was able to slip through our screening procedures and become a cop? How could something as obscene as that happen?
- Captain Trunk: That's not the question, Hammer. The question is, "how could it have happened *again*?"