- Vigilante Cop: What do you think about reading a suspect his rights?
- Sledge Hammer: I prefer to read him his *last* rites, if you know what I mean...
- Vigilante: What do you think about the death penalty?
- Sledge Hammer: It's too lenient. There's always the possibility of reincarnation.
- Vigilante Cop: The reason we're here, Inspector Hammer, is to invite you to join a clandestine group whose members share the singular purpose of righting wrongs through force and aggression.
- Sledge Hammer: Oh, I'm already a registered Republican.