Sledge Hammer! (TV Series)

Magnum Farce (1986)

Mark Rolston: Officer Braddock

Quotes 

• Vigilante Cop : What do you think about reading a suspect his rights?

  Sledge Hammer : I prefer to read him his *last* rites, if you know what I mean...

  Vigilante : What do you think about the death penalty?

  Sledge Hammer : It's too lenient. There's always the possibility of reincarnation.

• Vigilante Cop : The reason we're here, Inspector Hammer, is to invite you to join a clandestine group whose members share the singular purpose of righting wrongs through force and aggression.

  Sledge Hammer : Oh, I'm already a registered Republican.