- Claire Fisher: I wish I was gay.
- David Fisher: Ohh, no.
- Claire Fisher: Well, then I wouldn't have to deal with unfamiliar sex organs!
- David Fisher: They're all unfamiliar unless they're yours.
- David Fisher: I have to get control of myself.
- Claire Fisher: No, David, if you were any more controlled, you'd be a sculpture. You know what? Last night I had a humiliating homosexual experience of my own.
- David Fisher: Seriously? What happened?
- Claire Fisher: Not much. I never even went down on her.
- David Fisher: You can stop there.
- David Fisher: What are you doing?
- Sarge: Gotta bunk with a guy from my team. More tourney this week and I don't wanna get my ass lit up at the top of the action. Gotta focus, stay tight, stay alive. Game on.
- David Fisher: Well, stay here. You can't go already, I want you to stay.
- Sarge: Yeah, I get that, but - like... no.
- George Sibley: If you have no interest in the past, and you don't read history, how can you possibly comprehend the present?
- Anita Miller: George, history is not what really happened. History is some stupid war-mongering patriarchal idea of what happened. Who gives a shit about that?
- Vanessa Diaz: Your marriage is on the rocks, and that's what you do?
- Federico 'Rico' Diaz: You kicked me out into the street. Yes, I went to her. Yes, I had sex with her. It's all your fault.
- David Fisher: You can't go already. I want you to stay.
- Sarge: Yeah, I get that, but ... like ... no.