- Marge Simpson: [Stuck in the basement due to agoraphobia] What to do now? Too crazy to go outside; not crazy enough to have imaginary friends.
- Moe Szyslak: Ugh, listen Marge, um- how can I put this delicately? I don't got enough booze in this place to make you look good.
- Marge Simpson: [breaks jar of pickled eggs on bar counter and points jagged edge of jar at Moe] Maybe death will stop your yammering.
- McBain: Action movie star McBain explains to newsman Kent Brockman why he has to auction all his belongings.
- McBain: "Three divorces in three months. What can I say ? I'm a helpless romantic."