The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer Defined (1991)

Maggie Roswell: Computer Voice, Marguerita, Female Worker, Luann Van Houten

Quotes 

• Computer Voice : Warning, core temperature rising.

  Homer Simpson : [waking up from his nap]  "Core temperature rising"? That sounds serious! Okay, okay, calm down. Whoever's problem this is, I'm sure they know how to handle it...

  [He turns, and sees his own board lit up] 

  Homer Simpson : Ah! It's my problem! WE'RE DOOMED!

• Computer Voice : Warning, problem in Sector 7-G.

  Mr. Burns : 7-G? Good God, who's the safety inspector there?

  Smithers : Uh, Homer Simpson, sir.

  Mr. Burns : Simpson, eh? Good man, intelligent?

  Smithers : Actually, sir, he was hired under Project Bootstrap.

  Mr. Burns : [bitterly]  Thank you, President Ford.

• Computer Voice : Crisis is averted. Everything is super.

• Luann Van Houten : Well, Marge, the other day, Milhouse told me my meatloaf "sucks". He must have gotten that from your little boy, because they certainly don't say that word on TV.

• Marge Simpson : Mrs. Van Houten, I'm Bart's mother. We met in the emergency room when the boys drank paint?

  Luann Van Houten : I remember. Please, come in.

• Female Worker : Will I never see you again?

  Male Worker : Sure, baby - next meltdown.