The Simpsons (TV Series)
Homer Defined (1991)
Harry Shearer: Otto, Montgomery Burns, Waylon Smithers, Lenny, Kent Brockman, Jasper, Principal Skinner, Medic, Scratchy
Quotes
-
Kent Brockman : Eeny meeny miney mo. Is Homer Simpson a hero? The answer is... no!
-
Mr. Burns : Yes, we've isolated the problem. Wouldn't you know, false alarm. It seems that some...
Marge Simpson : Whew.
Mr. Burns : ...single wayward crow flew into our warning system.
Kent Brockman : Very good. Well, sir, your point about nuclear hysteria is well taken. This reporter promises to be more trusting and less vigilant in the future.
Mr. Burns : Excellent.
-
Computer Voice : Warning, problem in Sector 7-G.
Mr. Burns : 7-G? Good God, who's the safety inspector there?
Smithers : Uh, Homer Simpson, sir.
Mr. Burns : Simpson, eh? Good man, intelligent?
Smithers : Actually, sir, he was hired under Project Bootstrap.
Mr. Burns : [bitterly] Thank you, President Ford.
-
Kent Brockman : On the line with us now is plant owner C. Montgomery Burns. Mr. Burns...
Mr. Burns : Oh, hello, Kent. Right now skilled nuclear energy technicians are clamly correcting a minor piffling malfunction.
[cut to people running around screaming and others breaking into a vending machine]
Mr. Burns : But I can assure you and the public there's absolutely no danger whatsoever. Things couldn't be more ship-shape.
[cut to Smithers putting a thick nuclear safety suit on Mr. Burns]
Smithers : Sir, where's my radiation suit?
Mr. Burns : How the hell should I know?
[covering up the "Smithers" name label on the suit]
Kent Brockman : Ah, Mr. Burns, people are calling this a meltdown.
Mr. Burns : Oh, hoho, meltdown. It's one of those annoying buzz words. We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus.
-
Otto : By, little dudes! Don't learn anything I wouldn't learn!