The Simpsons (TV Series)

E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) (1999)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Ralph Wiggum

Quotes 

• Homer : Go get Lassie!

  Bart : Lassie?

  Homer : I mean Lisa.

• Bart : I'll dig an outhouse.

  Lisa : I'll weed the floor.

  Marge : I'll repress the rage I'm feeling!

• Homer : [Offering Tomacco]  Try some, won't you?

  Chief Wiggum : Go ahead, Ralpie; the stranger is offering you a treat!

  Ralph : [Ralphie tries some, and spits it back out]  Oh, Daddy! It tastes like Grandma!

  Chief Wiggum : [Tries some, and spits it out]  Holy Moses! It DOES taste like Grandma!

  Ralph : I want more!

  Chief Wiggum : Yeah, me too!

  [Ralphie starts eating more] 

  Chief Wiggum : Should we take a bushel or a peck, or - just give it to me!

  [Eats] 

  Homer : [Chuckles] 

• Zorro : I have come to return King Arthur to the throne.

  Bart : [in movie theater seat]  Wow, it's like a history lesson come to life!

  Lisa : No it isn't. It's totally inaccurate!

  Bart : Quiet - here come the ninjas.