The Simpsons (TV Series)
Das Bus (1998)
Harry Shearer: God, Kent Brockman, Principal Skinner, Otto, Ned Flanders
Quotes
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Principal Skinner : Order! Order! Do you kids wanna be like the real U.N., or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?
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Principal Skinner : Okay, kids. Otto's in charge! Remember, Otto. We're trusting you with our greatest natural resource... the school bus.
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Homer Simpson : [reading an envelope in his mailbox] "Flancrest Enterprizses"?
Ned Flanders : Oops. That's for me. Flancrest Enterprises is my home business,
Homer Simpson : You liar! You don't have a home business! Why would you make up a lie like that?
Ned Flanders : No, it's true. Maude and I sell religious hook rugs over the internet.
Homer Simpson : Internet, eh?
Ned Flanders : Yes, indeedy. Making some good scratch too.
Homer Simpson : Scratch, eh?
Ned Flanders : Yep.
Homer Simpson : Maude, eh?
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Principal Skinner : Okay, delegates, you leave tomorrow for the statewide Model U.N., so this is our last chance to bone up. And bone we will!
[all the kids, except Lisa, laugh]
Bart Simpson : Lighten up, Lise.
Principal Skinner : Finland, let's see that native dance.
[Martin gets up and begins dancing]
Principal Skinner : Smile more. Work that pelvis. No, too much smile. Sit down.
[Martin sits down]
Principal Skinner : Poland, tell us about your nation's achievements
Milhouse Van Houten : Well, uh, I heard they sent a rocket to the sun once... at night! And there was that submarine, with the screen doors...
Principal Skinner : No, no, no, no, no. Young man, you need to do some serious boning!
[only Lisa laughs]
Bart Simpson : Oh, grow up, Lise.
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[At the model UN club, Nelson is shoving chopsticks up Wendell's nose]
Wendell : Ow! I can't breathe!
[to Skinner]
Wendell : Please stop him!
Principal Skinner : I'd like to, but I'm afraid he has diplomatic immunity.
Lisa : Point of order. If we want to learn anything, we must respect...
Bart Simpson : [interrupting Lisa] Point of odor. Lisa stinks.
