The Simpsons (TV Series)
Brawl in the Family (2002)
Pamela Hayden: Milhouse Van Houten, Amber, Rod Flanders
Quotes
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[Ginger wakes up next to Abe]
Ginger : Wha?
Abe Simpson : Good morning, honey.
Ginger : Who are you?
Abe Simpson : I'm your husband. We got married yesterday.
Ginger : But, how? We didn't?... You know. Did we?
Abe Simpson : You know, we almost didn't. But you wouldn't take "I can't" for an answer.
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Bart : Hey, Vegas Mom, how long you gonna stay here?
Amber : Oh, I'm not goin' anywhere. I already unpacked my delicates!
[points to a row of wigs]
Lisa Simpson : Doesn't it bother you that you've breaking up our family?
Amber : You know, I bet you and me could be friends. I could show you how to put on makeup!
Lisa Simpson : I'm eight years old.
Amber : You could look seven. And I could teach you to count cards!
Bart : Nah, I already got a system.
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Ginger : Where's my cigarettes?
Rod Flanders : We flushed your sin sticks down to hell. Smokers are jokers.
Rod Flanders , Todd Flanders : Smokers are jokers!
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[after showing Amber the video of her wedding to Grampa]
Bart : You crapped out, Vegas Mom!
Marge Simpson : Our plan worked perfectly.
Lisa : And we carried it out as a family.
Amber : What plan? You got me drunk!
Abe Simpson : Yeah, but this time you woke up with more than a hangover. You're married to me - ME!
[laughs evilly]