The Simpsons (TV Series)

A Star Is Burns (1995)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Barney : I'm Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.

  Lisa : Mr Gumble, this is a girl scout meeting.

  Barney : Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit that you have a problem?

• Lisa : I like him. He's smart, he's sensitive, he's clearly not obsessed with his physical appearance...

  Homer : [walking by]  My ears are burning.

  Lisa : Uh, I wasn't talking about you, Dad.

  Homer : No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.

  Marge : Mmm...

• Marge : Did you know that there are over 600 film critics on TV, and Leonard Maltin is the best looking of them all?

  Lisa : Ew!