The Simpsons (TV Series)

A Star Is Burns (1995)

Maurice LaMarche: Eudora Welty, George C. Scott

Quotes 

• Smithers : Sir, the actors are here to audition for the part of you.

  Montgomery Burns : Excellent.

  [a policeman wheels Hannibal Lecter in] 

  Hannibal Lecter : Excellent.

  [makes the infamous slurping sound] 

  Montgomery Burns : Next.

  William Shatner : Exc-ell-ent.

  Montgomery Burns : Next.

  Homer : Exactly.

  [chuckles] 

  Homer : D'oh!

  Montgomery Burns : [irritated]  Next!

  Bumblebee Man : ¡Excellente!

  Sr. Spielbergo : Es muy bueno.

  Montgomery Burns : Oh, it's hopeless. I'll have to play myself.

• Marge : Well, it was a lovely festival. The best movie won, and Mr. Burns found there are some awards that can't be bought.

  Rainer Wolfcastle : ["Six months later"]  And the Oscar goes to...

  Montgomery Burns : Oh, I've got to win this one! I bribed everyone in Hollywood.

  Rainer Wolfcastle : ...George C. Scott in "Man Getting Hit By Football".

  [everyone applauds; Burns steams. A screen shows George C. Scott getting hit in the groin by a football] 

  George C. Scott : [doubling over]  Aargh! My groin!

  [falls to the ground, moaning]