The Simpsons (TV Series)
A Star Is Burns (1995)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier
Quotes
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Marge : Well, it was a lovely festival. The best movie won, and Mr. Burns found there are some awards that can't be bought.
Rainer Wolfcastle : ["Six months later"] And the Oscar goes to...
Montgomery Burns : Oh, I've got to win this one! I bribed everyone in Hollywood.
Rainer Wolfcastle : ...George C. Scott in "Man Getting Hit By Football".
[everyone applauds; Burns steams. A screen shows George C. Scott getting hit in the groin by a football]
George C. Scott : [doubling over] Aargh! My groin!
[falls to the ground, moaning]
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Homer : Marge, do you respect my intelligence?
Marge : [long pause] Yes.
Homer : Okay.
[goes to bed, gets up]
Homer : Wait a minute... why did it take you so long to say yes?
Marge : [long pause] No reason.
Homer : Okay.
[goes to bed, gets up]
Homer : Wait a minute... are you humoring me?
Marge : [long pause] Yes.
Homer : Okay.
[goes to bed, gets up]
Homer : Wait a minute... that's bad!
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Marge : I'm Marge Simpsons and I have an idea.
Most of People at the Meeting : Ohhh...
[in frustration]
'Marge is gonna say something... ' : Marge is gonna say something.
[in a low voice]
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Patty Bouvier : The easiest way to be popular is by leeching off the popularity of others.
Selma Bouvier : So we propose changing the name of Springfield to Seinfeld.