The Simpsons (TV Series)
A Fish Called Selma (1996)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Selma Bouvier, Patty Bouvier
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Quotes
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Selma : Are you gay?
Troy McClure : Gay? I wish! If I were gay, there'd be no problem. No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs. You see...
Selma : [interrupting] Stop!
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Selma : [after Patty and Marge beat around the bush about Troy] I see what this is. Looks like my sisters have a case of the green eyed gazungas.
Selma : [to Patty] You're stuck with a job you'll still be doing ten years after you die.
Selma : [to Marge] And you, you're tied down with a man who'd have to bathe to be a slob.
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Selma : But... don't you love me?
Troy McClure : Suuurrre I do, like I love Fresca. Isn't that enough?
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Troy : No longer cance I conceal my love, my wimple turtle dove.
Troy : No longer cance I conceal my love, my wimple turtle dove.
[at the same time Troy is saying the exact same line in the film "Muppets go Midevil"]
Selma : Ohhh ohhhhh...
Miss Piggy : Ohhh ohhhhh...
[Miss Piggy same the same thing at the same time]
Troy : Oh, princess fare, wills thou grant me thy dainty hoof in marriage?
Troy : Oh, princess fare, wills thou grant me thy dainty hoof in marriage?
[at the same time Troy is saying the exact same line in the film "Muppets go Midevil"]
Selma : Oh, Troy, I will.
Miss Piggy : Oh, sir Lancelot, I will.
[Miss Piggy says at the same time]