- Cassie McBain: Some of the greatest thieves in history were women. Ma Baker, Madonna...
- [the other two look at her funny]
- Cassie McBain: What? I paid eight dollars to see Swept Away!
- D.D. Cummings: [shocked by revelation of spotted owl's demise] Eating? You mean you ate one of them?
- Nicki Shields: I was chasing down some eco-terrorists in the field, got hungry, and I bagged me an owl. What's the big deal?
- D.D. Cummings: "What's the big deal?" They're almost *extinct!*
- Nicki Shields: Well, I can see why, tasting like that. They're like a cross between a bald eagle and a California condor.
- [Shane winces]
- D.D. Cummings: You're not serious, right? Right? I mean, how can anyone ever do anything that *grotesque?*
- Shane Phillips: I can't believe anyone would ever eat *bait.* But look at how sushi caught on.
- [D.D. looks at her impatiently]
- Shane Phillips: Right, it's so grotesque I can't believe it either.
- [nods]
- D.D. Cummings: [gives up on this] Let's just start looking for clues.
- Cassie McBain: Sorry you have to see me like this, guys. If I'd known I'd be making a hostage video, I'd have worn my Donna Karan shirt with matching scarf.
- Nicki Shields: Indigo has his own stealth helicopter. He escaped from up here. Smart thinking, secret squirrels!
- Lucus Winter: What do you guys want?
- Shane Phillips: We already got it. Your butt in a sling. The question is: How are you gonna get it out?
- Shane Phillips: [as Nicki beats up Lucus repeatedly] Nick, this is torture!
- Nicki Shields: Torture? Nah. Recovering for a month in a hospital bed after a job, losing the remote and having to sit through a TVLand marathon of the Wyans brothers... now that's torture!
- Shane Phillips: Nick, he can't tell us anything if you break his jaw!
- Nicki Shields: Sure he can. It's just a little bit harder to understand.
- Nicki Shields: You know, we're a lot more alike than you might think. Maybe I could get used to this team thing. It gets pretty old talking to myself.
- D.D. Cummings: Look, Nick, no offense... Well, maybe just a little... But we prefer the partner we already have.
- [nods]
- Nicki Shields: You don't have her *yet.*