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Quotes
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Cassie McBain : [all three girls are wearing identical long Nordic blonde wigs] Hello.
[very Nordic accent]
Cassie McBain : My name is Inga. And these are my sisters
[indicating Shane and D.D]
Cassie McBain : Minga and Ninga.
Thug : [incredulous look at Shane] She's your sister?
Cassie McBain : Ja.
[Shane scowls]
Cassie McBain : Minga not so much fun today. No need speaking to them. Minga is deaf and Ninga is dumb.
Thug : [nods] Oh, mute?
Cassie McBain : No, just dumb.
D.D. Cummings : [very Nordic accent] I like toast.
Cassie McBain : And now I am saying welcome to Sealand's Spa and Resort. Can I get you gentlemen a complimentary towel?
Thug : [nods] Yeah.
Cassie McBain : You gentlemen are so expressive. I must compliment you on your appearance.
[he nods]
Cassie McBain : That is cabana humor.
Thug : [Shane slaps her own face to raise a sound] What did she say?
Cassie McBain : Oh, nothing, she was just laughing.
Thug : Hey, listen, uh, you know the towel I want?
Cassie McBain : [shakes her blonde-wig head] I am not knowing.
D.D. Cummings : I *still* love toast...
Thug : [to "Inga" Cassie] I want the one you've been wearing.
[the other two guys laugh merrily]
Cassie McBain : Oh, no, you should be wanting this one I have been wearing all over my wet body. Uhm, how about I bring each of you a nice clean one? Excuse please that I am asking, but is not Martin Bartham coming in to be out with you today?
Thug : Martin? How do you know about Martin?
Cassie McBain : Just that he was supposed to be here three of your American days ago.
Thug : Look, I don't know what the hell business it is of yours or how you know him, but Bartham's not coming. He cancelled.
Shane Phillips : Cancelled? Then I guess we'll just have to arrest you three!
Cassie McBain : [mute girl spoke, so the thug looks at them with suspicion] She speaks! It's a *mIracle*!
Thug : What's going on here? Who are you?
D.D. Cummings : Not important, but you guys are toast.
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Shane Phillips : D.D. is the single sweetest person I know. Unlike me and Cassie, she shouldn't be in jail. She shouldn't even be in the program. She should be out there visualizing world peace.
Cassie McBain : Or selling fro-ghurt.