- Stanford: [watching a runway-fallen Carrie get stepped over by Heidi Klum] Oh, my god, she's fashion roadkill!
- Carrie: When I first moved to New York and I was totally broke, sometimes I would buy Vogue instead of dinner. I felt it fed me more.
- Carrie: Dolce and Gabanna picked me?
- Fashion show producer: Yes, fuckette, and those are some picky Italians.
- Carrie: Why don't you go over and say hello?
- Stanford: Oh, he's gorgeous. The only way I could get a guy like that interested in me, would be to pay him.
- Carrie: Stanford, my love, there is no need for you to enter Hookerville.
- Stanford: [dejected] Carrie - I *know* what I look like.
- Carrie: Then you can't see what I see.
- [kisses his cheek]
- Samantha: Last night I could not stop thinking about a Big Mac. I finally had to get dressed, go out and pick up a guy.
- Miranda: Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality.